Boring Industries

Once there was a small building called Boring Industries. In there was probably the angriest and meanest man in the whole world! Anyway, the building was so polluted there wasn’t a single red rose in sight. At 1:00 PM sharp, the boss had an urgent distress call. “The fire department?” he said as he answered the phone. “YOUR BOILER!”

“What about it?”

“IT’S…JUST TURN IT OFF!”

“No.”

“DON’T YOU DARE HANG U-!”

*beep*. “Like I’d listen to that baloney.”.