Once there was a small building called Boring Industries. In there was probably the angriest and meanest man in the whole world! Anyway, the building was so polluted there wasn’t a single red rose in sight. At 1:00 PM sharp, the boss had an urgent distress call. “The fire department?” he said as he answered the phone. “YOUR BOILER!”
“What about it?”
“IT’S…JUST TURN IT OFF!”
“DON’T YOU DARE HANG U-!”
*beep*. “Like I’d listen to that baloney.”.