Burglar Bob

Four minutes until the glasses exploded but then someone put them on. The person was Bob. The glasses never belonged to Bob the Burglar. Then the time was ten seconds until the glasses exploded. Then he took his last warm shower wearing the glasses, his last meal, his last day and then his last 40 drinks and then the nuclear power plant from The Simpsons exploded. Then he had his last sleep and his last coffee. Then Bob the Burglar dropped the glasses onto the other side of the explosive-proof glass because he was dancing in the shower. The End.