marmite mayhem

One day I was enjoying a nice marmite sandwich.  I was alone and nobody knew I liked marmite.  They thought I liked chocolate sandwiches which I do, but I also like marmite.  I heard footsteps so I hid the sandwich and they sat down. I asked them, ‘Do you like marmite?’  They said, ‘NO THAT STUFF IS HORRIBLE!’  I jumped because it scared me and they walked away.  Next another person came who saw me eating and he asked me, ‘Do you like marmite, because I don’t? ‘No I said I like marmite.’