Once in a far far land there was a cursed marmite sandwich. It was cursed and …there was war and one guy said, ‘I like marmite.’ So he got shot with a marmite cannon. Then sandwich came and haunted everyone…
Soldier 2: OH noooooo
Soldier 5: AAAAAAAH i hate marmite
Master: scaredy cats NOW GET PREPARED Master marmite is coming
Soldier 5:uh so what??
Master: SO GET THE MARMITE NOOOOW
Soldier 20: right now sir??
Master: of course
Soldier 20: ok sir I’ll get the marmite
MARMITE MASTER: GET ME THE MARMITE NOW
MARMITE master: thanks
Master: no problem just call for marmite to make the world a better place