marmite war

Once in a far far land there was a cursed marmite sandwich. It was cursed and …there was war and one guy said, ‘I like marmite.’  So he got shot with a marmite cannon.  Then sandwich came and haunted everyone…

Soldier 2: OH noooooo 

Soldier 5: AAAAAAAH i hate marmite

Master: scaredy cats  NOW GET PREPARED Master marmite is coming

Soldier 5:uh so what??

Master: SO GET THE MARMITE NOOOOW

Soldier 20: right now sir??

Master: of course

Soldier 20: ok sir I’ll get the marmite 

MARMITE MASTER: GET ME THE MARMITE NOW

MARMITE master: thanks

Master: no problem just call for marmite to make the world a better place