move that sloth

I was driving down town when a really fast vehicle passed us with music blasting out of it.

Then we climbed up a hill recklessly. Slowly we got up and then there was a sloth miles away from where it should be. My jaw dropped – a sloth here. I got out of my car.

Then I stood motionless as it moved not even half a mile per hour.  I lured the sloth in with some lime leaves and 2 minutes later it came and ate them I sped off without a minute to lose.

I was late for my promotion for CEO…