Hi I’m Oscar. WAIT! You may think this story’s gonna be nice just by me saying hi like a normal person. But you’re wrong. I’m actually an escapee that has escaped prison 256 times. I’m currently on the run from the F.B.I. who keep chasing me. Let’s talk about my first day in prison. I had a tiny revolting cell where I have befriended a rat. He really liked tortilla chips so I called him : El’ chip. And at lunch. SOMEONE SHANKED A DUDE. I got really scared and ran back to my cell and cuddled El’ chip. Talk Soon.