The Magic Cabbage by The Green

One day a round cabbage started flying and it took off into the sky.  Obviously cabbages don’t think SO HE FLEW INTO A WINDOW! Everyone in the skyscraper was shooting at the magic cabbage BANG! BANG! BANG!  Their grey guns flew into the air and shot them, nervously the cabbage flew out of the window SMASH!  Then, the other window smashed too. The  cabbage magically exploded 50 cars.  It destroyed 10 buildings and it destroyed one city.  Next it was going to destroy the farmer who was going to let people eat his cabbage’s parents. Did he know this was a dream…