Once upon a time a metal scarecrow that was sitting in the middle of a corn field. I wondered what he thinking about and how he got there?
The next day I went to see the scarecrow and IT SPOKE TO ME OUT OF THE 7.674 BILLION PEOPLE, HE SPOKE TO ME!
“Hello!” I said trembling in fear. He said he was leaving the field tomorrow. I was sad, but little did he know, my dad lived in a farm house, AND HE WAS GOING THERE!
The next morning I went to my dad’s farm house and told him the good news, he was so very happy and we both lived happily ever after.