One day there was a huge scooter. I was on it, painting a huge cabbage black, because why not? Then a swan came up to me and said, “Can I have that cabbage?” Of course he didn’t know that the cabbage was my one true love that I sleep with at night. I wake up with black all over me but don’t know why. Obviously, I said no to the swan because cabbage is my love. The swan attacked me and took my cabbage. I tried to fight back but he ate my love in front of me. Then I gave him Skittles.