One day I was busy in my workshop making a time machine – it was a washing machine with a couple of wires. One night I went to bed, but before I did, I turned the time machine off. I should have double checked! I sleepwalk, but I didn’t remember putting it on. The time machine was wizzing and popping and then A DINOSAUR CAME OUT! I needed to get my extiction ray. I shot the dinosaur with it and it went back but then a gallimimus came out and sprinted off. ‘NO WHAT HAVE DONE come back here!’ I shouted, but it sped off. I got my tranquillers darts and chased it down. I knocked it out cold and I shot it. Back 66million years in time it went…